Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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