Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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