I want to stick my p in your. b.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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