you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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