haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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