Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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