are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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