Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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