I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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