So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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