I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my sisters under your porch take her home
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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