do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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