john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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