ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
