but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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