I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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