I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Randomize
