Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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