Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Randomize
