Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
