Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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