I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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