That's intense
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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