i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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