never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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