i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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