ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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