You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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