Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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