just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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