he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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