Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The power of my boobs compel you
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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