My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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