Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
why is half of my head shaved?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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