I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i barfeds in our rink
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I want her autograph on my taint
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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