I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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