i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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