How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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