Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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