Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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