just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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