I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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