READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hippo gnu deer
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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