I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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