Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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