At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My feet surprised me
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