he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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