Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Will exercising make me less horny?
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