So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My feet surprised me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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