i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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