she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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