I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.