Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just want nice things and good sex
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