I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
420 ftw
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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