after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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