My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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