5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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