Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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