This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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